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Couldn't fifty-fifty bear it(pardon the pun)
I was expecting little from Grizzly Rage, equally many creature movies especially if they are low-upkeep range from slight guilty pleasure-worthy to truly terrible. Grizzly Rage belongs in the latter, really one of the worst films I've seen recently. People are not exaggerating when they say the bear is the best actor, however that is not maxim much every bit through it is non enough of a threat, its range of movements is very few which undermines the tension. But when I say that, information technology is because the other actors are so terrible, some beautiful people here simply no acting talent to match it, coming across as over-earnest or not-existent, mainly the latter. The interim is non the only bad thing well-nigh it. I have seen cheaper-looking movies, as the scenery is quite nice, the just redeeming quality of the pic really, but Grizzly Rage is choppily edited and the behave at times looks like footage out of a nature documentary. The characters are little more than than annoying stereotypes that I have many times in creature films and pretty all those times it'due south the same result. The bear is the one graphic symbol you come up shut to rooting for and that's counting for very little. The actors don't have much to work with either, aside from their annoying characters, the story is far too padded out, goes nowhere too often and when there is annihilation happening any potential for genuine terror or suspense is wasted for set on scenes that are awkwardly shot, predictable and also contrived. The script is awful besides, stilted and very cheesy, and a lot of the time is only as turgid as the pacing in the middle of the movie. All in all, actually bad, I struggled to finish information technology although somehow I managed to. one/10 and that is only for the scenery. Bethany Cox
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The Blair Witch Projection with a bear instead of a witch
GRIZZLY RAGE is truly one of the most execrable films I've seen. The set upward is not dissimilar to THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, except the overage teenagers here go riding effectually the woods in a remarkably sturdy jeep and fall foul of a grizzly bear rather than a supernatural witch. The stylistic similarities are few and far between, though.
Everything about this film is plodding and mundane. The direction is awful, the interim straight out of drama school. There seems to exist no semblance of a proper plot, but repetitive 'hunt' scenes every bit the characters are supposedly pursued by an irate bear. The effects are a mix of tame comport footage and a guy in a furry suit and never one time believable. Some cheesy gore sequences might have lifted this to appropriate B-motion picture level, only they never appear, and what we're left with is Z-grade garbage of the lowest level.
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Bad Bear
Grizzly Rage (2007)
* 1/2 (out of iv)
Incredibly stupid and rather boring "nature attacks" film has iv teenagers deciding to go off roading for some weekend fun. Like idiots they decide to go through a gate warning them not to go whatever further just they want to have some fun. Soon the laughs turn to sadness as they accidentally kill a bear cub and presently it's large mother comes for revenge. There's really non likewise many practiced things going for this picture, which runs out of ideas effectually the fifteen-minute mark and then we're left with i bad or irksome result after another. I recollect the worst thing is that this motion-picture show starts off so poorly that you can't help just hate the iv people simply because of how abrasive they are. You hate them so much for being and then stupid and and so they end up killing a baby bear and in all honesty I doubt many people are going to feel deplorable for them once mommy comes. I think a lot of people are going to be cheering for the bear but the screenplay then adds dumb scenes like the group crying and wondering what they did to deserve the bear attacks. Well, duh, you were acting stupid and killed her kid. The screenplay never seems to have any idea of what information technology wants to do because we're given so many scenes where nothing happens or the characters cease upward talking about things that either brand no sense or you have to wonder why they're even talking about them since they're all about to go eaten. The behave attacks aren't the greatest in the world but they're serviceable. I think the best thing that can exist said is that they use a real conduct and then it'southward none of that CGI madness. There are a couple shots that are obviously fake including one rather funny sequence where the bear uses its head to effort and push the jeep off a cliff. The performances are pretty much what you'd expect from a motion picture like this but the screenplay does none of them whatever justice. GRIZZLY RAGE isn't the worst film ever made but you should still pretty much skip it and but check out the must better GRIZZLY.
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Grizzly Rage
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When four contempo high school graduates take an unnecessary detour from their normal vacation plans for some joyriding, they accidentally run over..and kill..a baby bear cub infuriating it's Grizzly mother. When Ritch(Brody Harms)goes in search for h2o for his cracked radiator subsequently putting his SUV into a tree(..going around dirt route curves at threescore miles an hour, what would one wait?)the grizzly strikes leaving the other three with the warning that their side by side on it's striking list. When Sean(Graham Kosakoski)attempts to jog for assistance with a highway some many miles distant he finds an old house with abandoned tools and such. But, before he could go any further, the grizzly throws(!)him on the roof of the business firm! Shortly Sean returns virtually dead leaving Wes(Tyler Hoechlin)and cutie Lauren(Kate Todd)with very few options. How will they ever survive this monster bear with a grudge?
The usual genre survival picture pitting unfortunates against nature which doesn't really deviate from the norm. Y'all've seen it all before. Many might chuckle a bit at the bear attack sequences such as when the grizzly jumps on the top of the SUV with Wes and Lauren scared silly inside. It's hard to fault DeCocteau for the rather unrealistic bear attacks on humans and SUV for y'all can not put your actors or stunt men in close proximity of a killer behave, no matter how tame they might be in real life. So we're stuck with the ones present here showing the bear separately from the cast cut here and there hoping to convince us that this occurs. The characters are able to get a lot of miles out of that SUV, even after severe harm from the bear, a croaky radiator, being tipped over by the grizzly, and a expressionless battery. Ultimately the moving-picture show comes downwards to a rather mundane catastrophe that leaves much to be desired.
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Terrible 'Creature Characteristic' rubbish.
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Grizzly Rage starts as four immature high school friends Lauren (Kate Todd), Wes (Tyler Hoechlin), Sean (Graham Kosakoski) & Rich (Brody harms) embark on a celebratory 4x4 off route drive through some woods but decide to do their thing on private property. While racing around the wood in their 4x4 jeep they accidentally hit & kill a young Grizzly Conduct cub & crash their jeep in the process, idiots. Lauren is gutted nigh the Grizzly Bear but what the hell, then suddenly the four friends notice out that the immature (dead) Carry's mother is effectually & very aroused at the 4 friends for killing her kid & sets out to impale them all in a Grizzly rage...
Apparently also known as Off Road in Canada this atrocious Sci-Fi Aqueduct 'Creature Feature' was directed by the generally untalented low budget film auteur David DeCoteau (despite having nearly 80 directorial credits to his name y'all can count his good films on one hand) & is as bad as all the IMDb user comments & the low 2.5 IMDb user rating would suggest. Function of the 'Man Eater' series my centre sank as soon as I saw Robert Halmi Sr. & Jr.'s names on the credits equally they are responsible for many an awful tame made-for-television receiver creature feature of the almost routine kind. Grizzly Rage lacks any excitement, stride, tension or decent set-pieces & the four main grapheme'southward are all idiots. There's ane scene in item that stunned me, it's just later on the first assault when Rich is killed & equally Wes drives the jeep abroad next to a sheer drop & Sean grabs the steering wheel & they have a struggle which sends the jeep over the edge of the small cliff & causing themselves all sorts of problems. It's only such a stupid scene that makes no sense & after Wes & Sean don't even argue about it, no offense but I would have killed Sean myself. Then there'due south the ending which feels like it has five minutes missing & a plot that doesn't make any sense with the master character's splitting upwards (when Sean decides to run for help why didn't all three just get?) & at the terminate when they take the killer Bear trapped they hold hands & walk away very, very slowly (running would be a good thought at that indicate, no?) & for some foreign reason a local lake is full of toxic waste barrels which is mentioned & seen only never comes to annihilation & is totally forgotten about almost as soon as they are introduced. At 85 odd minutes Grizzly Rage is a real chore to sit through & some of the dialogue is awful likewise with Lauren's confession about hitting a neighbour's car both funny & somewhat pointless. The list of things wrong with Grizzly Rage is never ending & it's the sort of moving picture you could pick holes in all day long, equally bad every bit Sci-Fi Channel 'Beast Features' become & believe me they can exist bad.
Another huge problem with Grizzly Rage is that the suppose threat merely comes across every bit actually tame, the Bear never really does annihilation other than stand on it's hind legs & there's this apparently dubbed roaring noise even though yous tin can clearly see the Behave is just not aroused or aggressive. When it attacks Lauren & Wes in the jeep instead of turning it over why doesn't it stick it'due south arms inside the clearly broken windows & slash them with it's claws? The film introduces a random run down house (character's in these types of films always find a random run downward house don't they?) that looks similar it belongs in Incorrect Turn (2003) or something & since DeCoteau like to fill his films with homo-erotic vibes (out of four main character'south three of them are young fit blokes & only one lady) the leading man at the end takes all his clothes off expect his boxer shorts for reasons that are flimsy at best. There's nil gore either, there are a few CGI blood splatters but nil else. Talking of CGI Grizzly rage is maybe the only modern 'Creature Feature' I take seen not to use any for information technology's master threat, in this case either a real Bear was used or a guy in a bad Bear adapt.
With a supposed budget of about $2,000,000 I can't see where the money went, shot on location in Winnipeg, Manitoba in Canada the music is atrocious every bit is the whole production. The acting is pretty bad, the bandage try but they just encounter every bit looking silly.
Grizzly rage is the sort of Sci-Fi Channel 'Animal Feature' that typifies everything bad nigh the genre, this is simply awful in every regard actually & the overall negative comments from people here on the IMDb are wholly justified here. Watch the original killer Grizzly Bear pic Grizzly (1976) instead.
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Unbearable Nonsense!
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What would life be similar without an occasional rotten movie? The title tells all in this weak variation of the vintage 1977 killer whale motion picture "Orca" near a whale that wreaks vengeance on the fishermen that destroyed its mate and baby. In the lackluster "Grizzly Rage," four obnoxious teenagers recklessly careening through the woods strike a grizzly behave cub accidentally and kill the piffling young man. No, the filmmakers don't show the cub getting clipped. Just later on they have smashed headlong into a tree and done permanent damage to their 4X4 Jeep Cherokee practice they discover the critter. Surprise, surprise, the cute girl, Lauren Findley(Kate Todd of "Saving God")cannot go a strong enough signal on her prison cell telephone to summon help. Actually, she objected to their thoughtless plans. Specifically, the guys used the winch to suspension a chain and trespass onto individual property deep in the middle of nowhere littered with ominous looking barrels that would appear more than appropriate in a toxic waste matter dump. The producers never connect the dots hither about the toxic waste dump and the bear. Suddenly, an angry momma bear emerges and comes subsequently them. I gave this movie ane star because they rely on the erstwhile, stand up-by suspense scene where the vehicle refuses to creepo until the last second.
Director David Decoteau, who has helmed such depression-budget schlock as "Sorority Babes in the Slimball Bowl-O-Rama" equally well every bit "Frankenstein & The Werewolf Reborn," is up to his usual nonsense. Basically, this rarely scary horror chiller boasts iii dudes, a sexy infant and a hulking she-bear (a male person named Koda) in the forest. Decoteau shows the bear howling, walking on all fours and then rearing up on its back legs, but you rarely see anything simply the wrecked vehicle in the same shot with the critter. When the bear is merely stalking her casualty, Decoteau provides us with a slightly broad-angled 'bear cam' perspective like they do for the human killer in a stalker motion picture. When the momma bear does assault, all nosotros see are its paws and claws in close-up. Nevertheless, you know that those belong to a homo in a bear costume.
Not simply do these teenagers lack a shred of sympathy, but they also have no common sense. After their Jeep overheats, they divide and wander off into the woods searching for water to absurd their vehicle off. Meanwhile, y'all find yourself rooting for the bear. Unfortunately, this carnivorous behave takes its time showing up and possesses piffling personality. Of grade, the momma bear eats them all. The first casualty--Ritch Petroski (Brody Harms of "Adam & Evil")occurs about 20 minutes into the activity, and the shook-up survivors tear off in their Jeep and so have second thoughts about leaving their poor mauled friend behind. They wreck their Jeep over again, rolling it downwardly an incline, but manage to recover despite some injuries to themselves. One of them decides to pull on his jogging shoes and run for aid. Guess who he runs into? Approximate what you lot'll become watching this half-baked ballsy? No, no bears or conduct cubs were harmed in the making of this forgettable film. Where was Daniel Boone when these kids needed him?
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Not fit for man or beast!
First of all, I think I should admit to anything I thought was good virtually this movie earlier getting to what I REALLY retrieve about it. And then what's good? Well, this is a rare Canadian movie where the setting is actually in Canada. And... um... well, the flick gave piece of work to a bunch of Canadians in forepart of and behind the photographic camera. Apart from those ii things, I tin can't think of anything adept to say about "Grizzly Rage". If y'all have seen other movies past director David DeCoteau, you probably have a expert idea as to what to expect. The movie is ridiculously padded - there are a ton of scenes here that serve no purpose except to pad out the running time. The characters are unbelievably stupid for the most office, with their stupidity also stretching out the movie. And since this movie was made for television, there is no real exploitation material on display - no swearing, no nudity, no sex activity, and no graphic violence. This isn't a motion-picture show - information technology's production.
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Ameliorate than information technology should exist
Graduating from loftier school, friends clay bike-riding in the mountains accidentally impale a Grizzly Bear cub and causes the infuriated female parent comport to hunt them downward with a vengeance, forcing them to resort to whatever they can to stop the acquit and become out of the wood live.
This was a pretty pleasant surprise at times. Ane of its best points is that this really feels realistic and probable, as the central thought of them existence stranded comes off well with a slew of scenes that farther showcase this. From the panic and confusion that set in during the first attack to the whole series of scenes that bear witness them taking care of the situation, this one actually feels quite believable as they brand it a priority to remain level-headed and come upwardly with some unique ways to try to survive. Also pleasing hither is the use of a alive-activity bear instead of CGI for the titular creature which is a pleasant surprise. What works most of all, though, is that the film has an incredible last one-half which is ane long showdown made up of a serial of smaller ones that effort out several different tactics to use that build excitement rather than but some singular ones that exercise zip, and here that results in a long showdown that is exciting, action-packed and containing some really swell tactical ideas into it, and it leaves the moving picture with a positive impact along with the thrilling set on on the jeep which is the perfect mode to deport it out. At that place wasn't a whole lot here that doesn't work, as while the deport isn't CGI there are times when it's obvious that stunt- work is involved. It switches to a jerking shut-up of the stunt-limb whenever this happens, and when it does it draws attending to the tactic. Another big flaw is the incredibly minor cast which dwindles the bachelor cast as the picture show has to have a set of survivors. That tin too lead to pacing problems if the characters irritate. At that place's way likewise little inactivity in the outset as all the action is at the end, leaving the first really slow-going. Information technology's mostly fabricated up of them going through endless scenes of playing around in the forest earlier the accident which is the starting time of even more scenes of them coming to terms with the state of affairs which is quite a pain to sit through. Otherwise this one isn't all that bad at all.
Rated R: Graphic Language and Violence.
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Way too much padding
2007's "Grizzly Rage" would take worked every bit a i-hr Telly show (with commercials), but non as information technology is, an 86-minute film.
This is a 'confined-location' beast-on-the-loose film in the style of "Prey" and "Black Water," both also released in 2007. Similar those films "Grizzly Rage" takes the fabric seriously with naught cocky-parodying, which is a good matter as far as I'm concerned. The main trouble with all three films is their thin plots. A group of people are harassed and hunted past a fearsome animal (a conduct, lion and croc respectively) in a bars location. Some might survive, some won't. Both "Prey" and "Black Water" are able to (barely) get over this weakness with pretty proficient results, but "Grizzly Rage" fails.
There's only also much fourth dimension devoted to what is essentially a 45-infinitesimal story, which means there'south about 35-40 minutes of padding where we scout people climb cliffs, walk in the woods, stroll in their SUV, have meaningless conversations, etc. Needless to say, these scenes are listen-numbingly tiresome.
Some other problem is an overlong and unbelievable sequence where the survivors coast in their bankrupt-down SUV when, up to that bespeak, there was no bear witness of hilly terrain to coast downward – it's all relatively flat (!). This reflects unimaginative, pad-the-runtime writing.
Thankfully, at that place are some expert aspects that make the pic somewhat worthwhile for some: a quality cast, particularly the two main protagonists, the beautiful Kate Todd with her stunning face and blond hair, and Tyler Hoechlin, who is a practiced masculine principal with semi-angular facial features in the manner of the Sub-Mariner. The cast take the fabric seriously and are convincing.
The 'confined location' is the outskirts of Winnipeg. Although this area isn't scenic or notable at all, it's nice to have one of these films shot somewhere besides British Columbia or Eastern Europe for a change.
The movie features a real, huge grizzly throughout, no cartooney CGI.
There'southward besides a four-minute sequence early in the 2d act featuring the moving song "Belonging" past Jet Set up Satellite. Information technology's a nifty vocal and the sequence makes the viewer wake upwardly and take detect.
But the film's fatally bogged downwards by besides much runtime and not enough plot. Yet, it'due south worthwhile if you like these types of flicks and the positives noted above trip your trigger.
Course: C- (I'k being generous)
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Grizzly Rage: Get Bear!
This was a recommendation otherwise information technology'd likely be years down the line before I had to endure information technology and endure it I did. Yikes!
So 4 xx somethings venture into the forest driving recklessly and run downward a baby bear. Momma isn't happy and goes later them, the rest writes itself.
Here'due south the problem, no wait sorry here is one of the problems.......this movie is an example of swinging above your weight. If you don't have the budget to brand something and then don't, keep your motion picture content within the keeping'due south of money bachelor to you. Because of this it all looks ugly and when things happen they disguise it with a combination of bad camerawork and awful claret on the lens sfx.
You know that you've failed outright in your movies creation when the viewer roots for the adversary. These idiots killed a infant bear, of course I was cheering the bear on. Truth exist told I'd likely have done and so anyway equally these generic paint past numbers characters did admittedly nothing to make me even remotely care nearly them.
Bear assault movies are generally poor but off the top of my head I believe this is the worst. This is lower in quality than the standard rushed Scyfy originals that go pounded out each week.
Simply don't do it, it's *Drumroll* too hard to bear.
The Skilful:
Higher up par soundtrack
Has the right ending
The Bad:
Awful sfx
On this budget they were swinging above their weight
The characters stupidity defies belief
Manages to be actually wearisome
Vast amounts of the picture show are essentially filler
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You lot'll root for the bear
I might have felt guilt about my 3/10 rating possibly raising this from the present 2.five community rating, because at that place are horrible movies that do current of air upwardly becoming dearest by the dorks of our modern bubble boy world.
Just those are always really horrible movies. This 1 has a 3/10 saving grace.
This is near the only "monster" movie I ever saw where the creators actually succeeded in making you root for the "monster". In that location is no way you cannot root for the comport in this movie.
4 young punks with no saving grace run over a young bear. One of the young punks is at least smart plenty to detect that there will be an angry mother, but this isn't the one who is the hero. The hero is the total control freak who won't permit a driver bulldoze out of harm'south way. The hero is the control freak who sabotages their lives over and over.
Later in the movie, the director and author try to make usa call back the hero is caring, just nosotros never buy it. Anyone who does is a naive fool. We become the feeling that someone wants to convince us that control freaks are okay.
Not in any earth. Not in any lifetime. Not is whatsoever existence.
Nonetheless, I suppose the creators of this moving picture, or someone involved, had a sense of reality at the end, because the ending somewhat salvages this motion-picture show.
I relieve ane/10 for the nearly depressing of movies, and 2/x for only poor movies with no inspiration. This had a smidgen of sense of humor and the innovation of making the monster the hero.
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when grizzlies assail
get-go off if you run over a grizzly cub , of course the mother is gonna be mad and proceed the rampage,, these stupid little teenagers deserved exactly what they got.. so after the run over the cub, the mother furioulsly tracks down the dumb teens one by 1,, their jeep get's wrecked so now they are on foot, one guy leaves to go get help ,, we know what happens to him,, the others are left for momma deport to come by for a visit. overall this movie was kinda silly, impaired in a way but somehow managed to concord my attention,, probably cause of the blonde hot girl they used in here equally eye candy. i think this movie should have really aired on animal planet instead of sci-fi become figure. i idea the claret splatter on the camera was pretty cool though.
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Grizzly Rage (2007)
Off Road is a more appropriate championship for this picture. Well-nigh of it sees a grouping of young adults trying to get their car started. Meanwhile they are stalked by a Grizzly comport, that at least looks aroused. The hilarity comes during the set on sequences. A couple of bear gloves allow for some slaps to the face up and people being grabbed and dragged. In that location just aren't enough victims or ridiculous deaths to make this fun. The characters are abrasive and when the bear is abroad it's just a downer. The cartoon blood effect is besides overused and amateurish, which would be OK if the motion picture wasn't and so darn serious. Plenty of killer carry films out there for you lot to enjoy. Only meet this as a last resort.
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I rooted for the bear
And you will as well if y'all see this, since the bear is probably the best actor, followed by the bear cub (and he was dead).
A bunch of dimwitted "Darwin Award" winners decide to take themselves out of the gene pool and make it a car, and (by montage sequence) travel several hundred miles downward to some trashy looking enclosed individual property. Smashing their way through barriers the "fun" begins. How they knew this place existed, why they thought it would exist cool to go there, or why this motion-picture show was always made are just some of the questions never answered. They mow down a deport cub and destroy their radiator, all the while howling and screaming along with their screeching tires.
Mercifully, the mommy bear comes along to exact revenge, and none besides soon. She tin can't off these idiots fast enough, even though the footage of the bear is obviously some unused documentary footage from Animal Planet. Like all depression budget movies, you'll know who's next to get it from the spliced in stock footage. The motel scene is the only scene that was remotely well done, only and then information technology's dorsum to stupid behavior by the next victim who leaves the safety of the motel when he hears the bear growling.
Moronic.
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That's a beautiful behave. I want one too.
I desperately try to not watch ane single David DeCoteau motion picture every year, yet for some reason I always seem to end upwardly watching one of them every single year. This has been going on for some years now. I have no explanation for this phenomenon.
Then what about GRIZZLY RAGE? Well, the acquit was good, wasn't he? The comport was a beautiful specimen. The bear was prissy. Watch him roar. Scout him run. Watch him do not much else, really. I take no idea where DeCoteau got the bear footage from, equally information technology was evidently shot on another day, somewhere else and with none of the actors & crew effectually. That's called stock footage. And if not, then it's lousy flick-making.
Once once again, DeCoteau manages to poop out a movie that has admittedly nothing to offering. He gives us zip simply endlessly padded scenes with no content. Not a single remotely interesting thing is going on in this moving picture. Three guys and one girl in some woods with a bear out for revenge after them. Seriously, the conduct wants revenge. Get fifty-fifty. Up close and personal. Why? Because the youngsters killed Mommy Bear's Babe Acquit in a hit-and-run accident. And since Mommy Bear is a law-constant specimen, she wants justice. So, in a way, this flick is like DEATHWISH set in some forest and with a comport replacing Charles Bronson.
It might also be a spin on THE TOXIC AVENGER, equally the bear plainly had been drinking water polluted by toxic waste. However, that part of the plot was completely lost on me, until I read virtually it in another user-comment on hither. It made me call back there were indeed a few barrels of toxic waste in some shots. I think this motion-picture show made me very stupid all of the sudden, considering I completely failed to link those toxic waste barrels to the bear. And it didn't help things that the bear just looks plain normal. It's a big 1. And a beautiful i. Yes. Merely normal and furry. No Mutant Bear Avenger. I want to re-lookout man PROPHECY at present.
What about the killings? Well, we sometimes see a fake comport'due south claw striking zero only thin air really. Then an player flies through the air. And so cut back to the comport going "rooaaarrr" and some CGI blood splatters on the photographic camera-lens, and... that's it, basically. This stunt gets repeated a couple of times. Oh aye, something else: I wanted to meet a crappy CGI bear and I didn't get any. Color me disappointed.
Another funny thing. Why on earth did that i actor take to run around through the woods at night in his underwear? Was it because he felt like Tarzan? Or did he feel like going dorsum to nature to get barbaric on the acquit'south ass? No, of course non. He was starring in a David DeCoteau movie, and that requires any hot-looking male actor to accept his cloths off at some point. He ran around in his underwear, climbed upwardly a tree and simply saturday there for a while. Actually a profound sequence that was.
What? There'south no boobs in this movie? At present I'm getting mad.
Forgive me if I'm not even going into the movie's plot or other details. Other people have given information technology their all-time shot already on here. But I'd like to share i more thought about this film that involves a truly puzzling aspect. Have you ever noticed in certain movies (especially cheap B-horror movies) whenever there'southward supposed to be a storm going on outside, those low-cal-guys are only a tad chip besides eager to push the buttons on their strobe lighting effects? A 5-minutes-long scene might have for example like 20 lightning flashes in it. While in real life, you're even lucky if you take hold of about two lightning flashes during a whole rainy nighttime. At present DeCoteau actually goes way beyond this. Not just a few steps likewise far, but so ridiculously across this, that he's simply gone. The last xxx minutes or so of GRIZZLY RAGE have place at night, during a tempest (they actually didn't take the budget to produce rain effects either, but whatever). Now, virtually every 3-v seconds, those lightning strobe-effects come on. For virtually 30 minutes straight, relentless and persistent. You'll be flashed out of your mind, I tell you. Seriously, I'yard pretty certain DeCoteau was not at all simulating a nightly storm. I'm convinced he wanted to bear witness audiences he had a stroboscope on the set past only making it part of the scenery. Part of the story even. Like, "Hey wait, there's pulsating lights in the woods. They merely grow at that place. Ain't that absurd?".
Some movies merely eat the cake, and GRIZZLY RAGE is one of them. Now, I could swear I will never lookout a David DeCoteau motion picture again in my entire life. But chances are if someone would throw DEMON SPEED or LEECHES! at me, I'd just pop information technology in and sentinel it anyway. But not this year, I guarantee y'all. Next year, maybe.
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dumb, but not horrendous
The championship told me right from the beginning that "Grizzly Rage" was going to be a bad film. And it is. Withal, it's not all that bad. I personally feel that although it started out on a truly horrible level that was absolutely bland and pointless and that it ends on an even worse and unexpected level, information technology slowly turned out to be an acceptable low-budget Sci-Fi flick. It's non an amazing achievement, only information technology's certainly ameliorate than "Python", "King of the Lost World", and "Gryphon" combined.
For in one case, a existent fauna is used to portray the monster. All of the scenes with the comport used a real grizzly bear: with a few infrequent scenes where you could hands tell those were manmade paws with safety claws bashing in on the roof above the characters for the safety of the three actors and the one extra. That's a unique thing well-nigh "Grizzly Rage". Information technology's got a bandage of only iv people. If I'thousand correct, at that place are no other people seen in the entire film, not even in the streets of a busy city. So therefore, its bandage is just not there to be eaten past the monster. They are taken out ane-at-a-fourth dimension with large intervals of fourth dimension between deaths with one exception and thankfully, the characters aren't as annoying as they could accept been. They are weak characters, underdeveloped, stupid and mindless, and sometimes seemingly blind-until-it'southward-besides-late individuals that use no common sense. As if they know they're suppose to die. But they aren't at the indicate where all I say is: "Okay, grizzly, simply impale them. They're getting on my fretfulness."
So while "Grizzly Rage" is a bad film in a lot of regards, if you lot but don't take it too seriously, information technology'll really plough out to exist one of the better Sci-Fi flicks around. I personally institute it to be a proficient take chances story. Definitely with room for improvement, merely acceptable nonetheless. Performances were okay, the bear was real for once. But I just really wish the ending had been done differently. It but didn't piece of work out, not even for a flick of this type. Had the ending been dissimilar and the beginning made more sense, "Grizzly Rage" would accept been a improve achievement. But it'due south surprisingly skilful as it is.
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Aww The Bear Was Hungry All He Wanted Was Some Food
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starts of as a typical teenage road trip flick simply shortly things goes incorrect as these kids are stupid,dotterel to the extreme they don't even use common sense they go into a banned restricted area and get trapped they kill a bear cup commencement later on that the big large grizzly behave comes after them all of them die 1 by one.
forget the acting these guys are non actors except Kate Todd she is the only center candy here along with the carry who i recall deserves some accolade he seems to exist the just bang-up actor hither despite the bad script was given to him.
the financiers of this project were bored i approximate or they wanted to waste material some money for some fun or no reason at all simply whoever wrote this and directed was smoking some heavy pot.
you proceed waiting for the film to get better at some signal but hell no it tries its best to annoy you and waste your fourth dimension and coin i hateful who would even think of making such nonsense.
this crap is made for people who have never seen a flick in their life or have no gustatory modality in entertainment calling this a moving picture itself is a insult to movie house.
ill tell you what just exercise not take this motion picture fifty-fifty if someone offers you this for gratis merely buy a large good cake on a evening and savor yourself with some tea information technology is ameliorate then wasting cash on this crap.
the acquit was hungry for some food and boy did he got some i have no sympathy for these idiots all of them deserved to be eaten by the behave they were bad people they never respected fellow humans,animals or life in full general.
Overall Grizzly Rage 2007 takes the Oscar for being the coolest worst film ever made so if you are a crack head or have nothing to practice in your life and so this is for you my rating is 1/ten:skipp it
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If Howling 3 did not exist, this would be a surefire contender for "Worst motion-picture show of all time"
I first saw Grizzly Rage, similar so many other Big Creature Eating Attractive People films tardily one night on the Sci Fi channel with a big group of friends while the bulk of us were downing sizable amounts of booze. As the sub-par Fast and the Furious style credits sequence shot past with a low rent nu-metal band playing in the background, I was withal reasonably sober but could feel the effects of ii purple nightmares (look them up) taking effect and knew that presently, I would exist pond in a brume of my ain cosmos. For the sake of a cheap laugh or two, I plant a pen and newspaper and wrote downwards all the things I learned from this movie. The results are as follows:
ane. Bears pursue blood vendettas. 2. Americans graduate from high school at the boilerplate historic period of 24. 3. Bears tin push land rovers over. four. Being torn limb from limb by ferocious, homo eating bears is nature'due south way of punishing you for modest traffic violations committed in your youth. 5. Girls tops can magically sew themselves back together after being ripped open. six. Eating toxic waste makes bears bigger, stronger, more than intelligent and far more bloodthirsty than average, rather than the predicted scientific outcome of causing cancerous tumors and killing them. 7. Dressing like an extra from a Vanilla Ice video is no guarantee of survival. 8. You can get attacked past a comport, rolled off a cliff in a automobile, thrown spine first onto a bear trap and spend all day battling for survival on a sun parched strip of mid-western wilderness and even so accept better skin and hair than Andie McDowell. 9. Bears reply to sass. 10. Smashed land rovers will all the same run for miles if rolled down a small hill to gather momentum.
In other words folks, this is non bully. In fact it's terrible. CGI blood, stock footage, atrocious characters and death scenes so pathetic they don't fifty-fifty brand a group of five young men, drunk off their heads on aftershock concoctions express joy. Avoid.
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They cannot be serious!
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A woeful script - if indeed there was one - combined with the worst comedy-special-furnishings known to mankind, brand this film possibly the worst I've ever seen. And I've seen a few ...
The long listing of credits disproves my theory that it was in fact, concocted over a drunken weekend by a bunch of bored, penniless students. What exactly did all those people contribute to this 'motion-picture show'? I refuse to believe there was a script, a managing director, or a upkeep. I could find plenty rubbish nether my bed to accurately re-create the 'special effects'. The location appears to be a garbage tip in a wood, and the entire picture was shot within a radius of nigh l feet.
All this, and a plot based on the premise that the victims all choose to run effectually in the open to escape the wooden bear, rather than take refuge on the first floor of the empty firm.
Some of the camera shots are actually quite artistic - mayhap evidence that they could but afford to hire a professional for one hr. I experience sorry for the immature actors, who have probably had their careers prepare back 20 years. Some may say that'southward no bad thing, but I recall there is a blink of talent there, especially in Kate Todd.
One only hopes they are able to look dorsum and laugh at this in 20 years' fourth dimension.
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This is one of the most hilarious parody's I have always seen...
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...The problem is, it is not a parody. In this movie, four graduates go... camping? I could non hear them over the music and mindless talking. Later on running over a bear cub and enraging the mother(Resembling the older Barbara Streizand), there motorcar stops working and they must run from this... killer carry.
The characters seemed to be unable to go on their own ground in this heart billow of this film, in witch you lot cease upwardly supporting the "bad guy" in the comport. This movies plot is ridiculous, with bad interim and seemingly faux bear. For gods sake, it keeps on roaring, it dragged somebody down like in the movie dead silence, and threw a fully grown man on top of a befouled (wich was at to the lowest degree 10 meters away). The claret furnishings that splatted on the camera was simulated, like something out of a Starburst advertisement, and the catastrophe was terrible. A guy fell over, only tripped on a weak stick, then the girl seemed to be attached to him, and held him downward while the bear approached.
Just there was some practiced things to this horrible film...
This film seemed more like a parody then a horror movie, and in that case I'd be the happy one. I laughed out loud at the horrible script, and stupid acting, non to mention the hilarious plot: "A bear gets enraged and tracks down and successfully kills iv graduates after its cub is killed." TL;DR This motion picture is quite a express joy. It is not adept for horror fans, merely fans of comedy and parody. I rate it 58%.
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The Bear is the Best Player
I love creature features, and fifty-fifty low upkeep ones are a guilty pleasure for me, simply this wasn't skillful in any way. It was pretty tedious.
I read other reviews saying the bear is the best actor, they're right. Even then the bear looks cute, and completely none threatening nigh of the time. It's body linguistic communication doesn't show assailment. The conduct did their best though, and information technology's better than a bad CGI model.
The plot is stretched out waayyy likewise thin. Not helped by the characters accept no depth to them, they're all stereotypes. You don't feel either way for them. You don't road for whatever of them, and they're non and then convincingly horrible that you lot're happy to encounter them get eaten either. Which doesn't assist the colorlessness.
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A Bad Alibi For A Horror Movie
This moving picture was merely then bad in well-nigh respects with bad interim with the best actor being the comport and a poorly written script along with special furnishings that were poorly done . The cinematography nevertheless was decent with beautiful scenery.
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Fanaticalaboutfilms Review: Grizzly Rage
This 'ballsy' follows four students who make up one's mind to go along a road trip later on recently graduating. They trespass into a gated off park for some off road fun but early on into their adventure things start to go wrong as they crash their Jeep into a tree accidentally hit a bear cub in the process.
At present as we all know grizzly bears tend to stick shut by to their cubs and so it is not long before momma carry shows up and starts hunting them downwardly (in your standard bear with a blood vendetta scenario) as they flee the scene of the criminal offense. And but to make it all that better, this is no ordinary bear, O no, but rather a mutated super grizzly comport from all the toxic waste that has been dumped into the lake nearby.
The acting is poor with weak performances not doing much for the script that would have needed some earth form Hollywood stars to make me fifty-fifty recall near evoking some emotions. The honour for the best operation has to go to the conduct who about of the time did wait genuinely p*ssed off, as would I if I had to have part in this pic.
I wouldn't say it was a redeeming feature past a long shot but the cinematography isn't half as bad as it could have been (for ane of the scenes at to the lowest degree) when compared to what the rest of the motion-picture show was offering.
Even better though is the fact that the movie is trying to take itself seriously but fails on every level to do so. Call me cold hearted just I was laughing all the manner through the 'horrifying comport scenes' as the graduates were outsmarted again and again. Information technology doesn't take long before you end upward siding with the bear and are egging it on to go the adjacent one.
Whoever idea that a grizzly would make for a expert terrifying enemy in a movie certainly didn't think long and hard about it- beingness a massive and potentially dangerous animal in existent life, in that location is not one signal in the entire movie when bear and player are in the same shot. This leads to some quite appalling and certainly comical scenes where the movie makers utilise evidently fake props, stock footage and shockingly bad blood CGI (I'm talking Playstation 1 standard hither) to bring the bear to life. My favourite scene had to be the guy in a deport costume; and you could tell, jumping on their Jeep while they are trapped within!
Apart from those moments of unintentional comic brilliance I would rather accept my chances in the picture show along with the bear every bit then I would one, not have to picket it and 2, could hope to exist knocked off nice and early so I didn't have to ever think nearly this again. Why not a zip rating you lot ask? Well because you tin't and I've seen worse.
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Plot holes that never end
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Kickoff a Grizzly as big every bit the one in this motion picture would demand a large hunting ground but yet seemed to exist in a fairly small one effectually a blocked of toxic waste dump and has never been noticed by anyone . 2nd is the waste dump it self why so many shots of information technology when they never bothered to say why, was it the reason the conduct was and then aggressive/seemingly intelligent, was the bear put there to baby-sit the dump, where did the dump come from, why has it non afflicted the trees and ground h2o to get noticed by rangers and or nearby communities equally from the rusty barrels it has been there for many years. Intelligence on the people, a tire iron is not going to practise much confronting a adult behave, going off lone over and over when as a grouping they would stand a better chance, not trying to make weapons such as spears at near they sit down effectually 2 wink lights instead of edifice a big a fire equally they can for light to give alert of the acquit only as well to use equally protection not to mention to maybe signal someone that at least they were in a no trespassing surface area to get rangers interested. The motel seemed to be ready up every bit a defensible position but they don't utilise information technology or get whatsoever of the weapons from it, as well who congenital information technology when and what happened to them and when, as recent chicken remains are shown but the motel it self look long deserted. They trap the carry in the barn but they already run into it is getting lose simply they just walk away with out trying to reinforce the trap or kill the bear that escapes and kills them leaving no one left live. Alas your left simply siting at that place going what but happened and why did a lookout this.
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Something for Everyone
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I don't get what everyone is complaining about. This motion picture has something for everyone: beautiful, sweet blond chick (Kate Todd) for the guys; undressed male hunk (Tyler Hoechlin) for the girls; grizzly wins (for the tree huggers); and a really, really stupid bunch of characters (not the cast) for Darwin!
It starts with four new high schoolhouse grads, one maybe the valedictorian, who set out on a summer circuit, merely modify their planned destination past a vote of three to ane. We first thinking perhaps this is going to be a parody on blond jokes since the sweetie is the simply ane for sticking to the program.
Just no, off they go to pause into a restricted area. And so racing downwards an unfamiliar curvy, dirt road at sixty mph, the driver hits a bear cub and rams a tree, sticking a limb trough the radiator. Gosh, no h2o and momma bear is ticked.
2 of the crew get busted upward by the comport while trying to detect water, the initial driver terminally, and the other three scarper in the truck (plain the radiator is self healing). And so the injured mate (ah, los amigos... is this LA or Manitoba?) decides they can't leave their dead buddy and wrestles with the driver until they wreck.
The driver so starts on a 20 klick run (in flip-flops no less) for help, but momma conduct has him for porridge. After several other unbelievable misadventures the girl and the male person stripper trap the bear in a building and stand effectually congratulating themselves (the innate blondness finally comes through), until the bear breaks down the door and comes out to swallow them.
Darwin rules!
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